These days everybody wants to be a DJ 
Let me just tell you who
My Mother wants to be a DJ 
My Father wants to be a DJ 
My Sister wants to be a DJ 
My Aunt wants to be a DJ 
My Cousin wants to be a DJ 
My best friend wants to be a DJ 
My Girlfriend wants to be a DJ 
My cat wants to be a DJ
My goldfish wants to be a DJ 
My Neighbor wants to be a DJ 
The Postman wants to be a DJ 
The Teacher wants to be a DJ 

I just wanna be a [bad word] 
The Bus Driver wants to be a DJ 
The Wed Nerd
The Bum wants to be a DJ 
The Pimp wants to be a DJ 
My Bucci Bag wants to be a DJ 
The President wants to be a DJ 
The Queen wants to be a DJ 
The King wants to be a DJ 
The Priest wants to be a DJ 
Jesus wants to be a DJ
The Trees wants to be a DJ
The Ground wants to be a DJ 
The Sheep wants to be a DJ 
The Dogs want to be DJ's
The Stars wants to be DJ's 
The Moon wants to be a DJ 
The Sun wants to be a DJ 
My Foot wants to be a DJ 
My Ears wants to be a DJ 
My Mind wants to be a DJ 
My Hands wants to be a DJ 
My Head wants to be a DJ
My [bad word] wants to be a DJ

...I Just Want To Be a [bad word]