Hahaha You know what it is
Gym class heroes, the dream
It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie [bad word] all over my face

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie [bad word] 
You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left [bad word] in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll [bad word] loose
And the [bad word] of the matter is.

I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
In they're satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
[Travis:]
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll [bad word] loose
And the fact of the matter is.

I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
In they're satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
[Travis:]
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for their treats
An animal for their crackers
Head to feet they so [bad word] sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

And then you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my [bad word] hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is