I bought this turban at a garage sale
And ever since then I've been an alpha male
There's just something ladies love
About a big, y turban
Someone better hose me down, 
'Cus I'm so hot, I'm burnin'

( turban)

It's a magical ual hat

( turban)

I wouldn't be caught dead in that

( turban)

You put it on and all the ladies wanna  ya

( turban)

Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?

Not everybody knows 
Just how I get my hoes
Whoa! Sexist!
Not everybody knows
How to respectfully pursue a woman
That's better
If you wanna get a lady in your bed
Put a  turban on your head

( turban)

 It's a turban that's made of 

( turban)

My ancestors were oppressed!

( turban)

 No girl has ever touched me there

( turban)

Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?

At first I didn't think the turban magic was real
And now I'm covered an ladies
Trying to cop a feel 
It was cool at first,
But now I'm feeling harassed
So now I'm gonna take it off
So they stop groping my [bad word] 

( turban)

It's a  hat made of cloth

( turban)

You can never take it off

Wait! What?

( turban)

If you take it off, you'll die
Dude, what the [bad word] !

( turban)

Just keep it on don't ask why