Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
 How to tame this beast, and so
 Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

 In a world with mediocre minds
 Where geniuses dissed by ignoramus mankind
 Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

 Oh, I wanna control you
 (Wanna control you)
 I wanna make you mine

 I wanna control you
 (Wanna control you)
 An offer that I hope you shan't decline
 I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

 mutant disaster
 But I'll be your master
 And together we'll be
 In a full wicked harmony

 Like a beautiful evil destiny
 Livin' large, in absolute charge
 metropolitan NYC

 I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
 You're the one for me
 Wooooooh!