She’s got [bad word] blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she’s paralysed
I saw her sittin’ by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (We broke her back now I’m gettin’ in
her crack)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (Hot dog!)

I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Our ...’s always ready to play.
I tie her up [bad word] bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she’ll [bad word] away

I’m here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled [bad word] still really want to get laid (You’re gonna love it!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] [bad word] does the talkin’!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (It’s like [bad word] Stephen Hawking!)

My [bad word] puppet, my y cripple bootie call
Disabled [bad word] are the dirtiest ... in the hall.

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (Ya ye ye yeah!)

Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is [bad word] killing for 

Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin’ her round till my legs get cramps.

(Are you ready for some lovin’ baby? [bad word] some sunshine!)

(Whoo hoo hoo hoo!)

(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah!)

(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (Just what I need, Yeah!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (Oh, [bad word] yeah!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] (She’s my) She’s my handicapped [bad word] 
I’m a-rockin’, she’s a-rollin’, she’s a-rollin’ rollin’ rollin’. Always [bad word]  rollin’

(She’s my) Handicapped [bad word]