I’m getting [bad word] and I’ll try to explain
Hard to believe that it happened this way
One day I was out at the cemetery
And this dumb [bad word] was taking a leak
So I spun him around and prepared to fight
And I knocked his [bad word] down with all of my might
He begged and he cried as he asked my why
I said, “Son, you’re [bad word] with a family guy�?.

That’s my momma you’re [bad word] on
I’m keeping it clean, her gravestone
Hey, Hey, no way, you’re getting out alive today

trip to the crypt and the mausoleum
I’ve gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb
I guess by now, you think that you’ve been had
It’s not over yet, cause [bad word] dear old dad
He whips out his belt like a man possessed
I can see [bad word]  it’s a bloody mess
He’s half way through when he shouts out load
 [bad word] on son, Let’s make your momma proud�?