"Fizz [bad word] on! Let's Go!"
Buy Boots.

And go Top-Lane
Press my Q to give them Pain 
Join my team to Play teh gaims???
No need here for those [bad word] flames.

Jump around and get high ranks.
Dont look , Spam , Win all ganks.
 [bad word] close Ive got some fish
My shark wants his favorite Dish.
"bitesound"

Leave top lane go back to store
Buy Dorans blade and add one more.
Trin Warmog Atmas, is my core.
buy my pots And I'm ready to score

(with)
FIZZ IN MY HANDS

jump trough all the trees its just absurd
you'll never get caught you can take my word.

Remember not to push if you didn't ward

FIZZ IN MY HANDS

Dominating Top, showing how its done.
jumping some more, making [bad word] 
But fine you noob, have some fun,
While i go mid and gank

Take a good look at the masteries
Full offensive, no more Peace.
The enemies better bring their Harpoons,
Becouse we-got all these [bad word] 
Armor, Res, and A-Pen, are what you Need.
Top it all off with some movement Speed.
Bring exhaust and Take your flash.
Not that you need it to DASH DAT ASHE
She turned to me, and started swearing
Oh please, shut up, here have a Herring.

- T - O 

He's perfectly normal, stop banning fizz
Your making Queuedodging my main bizznizz.
but now I'm posed in a VICTORY stance cuz

(i got-)
FIZZ IN MY HANDS

Dash past enemies from the grass
 [bad word] to your dodging class.
This game was Way Too. Ea.-Zee.
Stop messing with Siv. H.-Dee.

Last week - I almost died.
When I recalled I was towerdived.
Dashed and ran to my base fast
Checked their karthus, saw him cast 

JUMP. ON MY STAFF.

playfull, Trident, Urchin Strike.
maxing out trident is what i like.
Suddenly Ashe arrow out of Fog

JUMP. ON MY STAFF.

The next game - I troll my team (and)

JUMP. ON MY STAFF.

Galio tries to G-spot me (so i-)

JUMP. ON MY STAFF. 

Mundo throws a Cleaver at me (so i-)

JUMP ON MY STAFF

Minion attacked me

JUMP... ON... MY STAFF

JUMP... ON... MY STAFF

"Fizz taunt: Now we strike!"

Each time my shark wants some,
noobs are just fish food to me.. [bad word] here Ill take you on and make another killing spree.

I am of ancient race, and will own you straight in your face.
I will keep doing so, untill you learned your rightfull place.

Fizz... in... my Hands
"Fish fish fish" (Left ear)
"Fish fish fish" (right ear)

Fizz in my hands...
"Fade + Fizz Laugh"