JADE:
everything is great!!!!
everything is grand!! :)
my planet blew up, but iâ  m here with my friends :
VRISKA:
Everything is perfect
Donâ  t have to m8ke â  em p8y
We just met the humans and weâ  re all okay!!!!!!!!
Lifeâ  s a 8itter g8me
8ut with someone 8y your side itâ  s not so l8me :::;)

TAVROS:
wHEN YOUâ  RE ALONEâ   lIFE CAN BE SCARY THING
iT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOUâ  RE PARALYZED }:(
bUT IF YOU CAN BE BRAVEâ  , aND SPREAD OUT YOUR WINGS
yOUR CONFIDENCE WILL TAKE TO THE SKIES!

GAMZEE:
EvErYtHiNg Is GrEaT
nOw Weâ  Ve DiPpEd FrOm ThE vEiL
cAuSe My BuDdYâ  s GoT mY bAcK, aNd Weâ  Re JuSt ThAt PaLe!

KARKAT:
EVERYTHINGâ  S ALL RIGHT NOW
ITâ  S WEIRD TO CONCEDE
I DONâ  T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT TEAM TO LEAD

JOHN:
life is like a sprite
itâ  s guiding your path
youâ  ll be all right! :)

EQUIUS:
Dâ  > Lifeâ  s not over yet
Dâ  > Thereâ  s plenty of time
Dâ  > To break a sweat

KANAYA:
Life Is Like Forge
Once Its Lit
The World Is Yours

VRISKA:
Lifeâ  s a 8itter g8me,
8ut with someone 8y your side itâ  s not so l8me!!!!!!!!

TEREZI:
1V3 GOT 3V3RYTH1NG TH4T 1 N33D
R1GHT 1N FRONT OF ME >;]

DAVE:
nothings stopping me
nothing that i cant be
with you right here next to me

ARADIA:
lifes a precious thing!
you never know when
youll die again!

SOLLUX:
ju2t 2tay on the track
2ometiime2 you miight
have two hack

ERIDAN:
life is genocide
wwin and lose
wwith changing tide

ROSE:
Life can be a wand.
Full of surprises,
Donâ  t abscond.

TEREZI:
L1F3 1S FULL OF TR1CKS
K33P YOUR 3Y3S OP3N, G1V3 1T 4 L1CK! >:]

NEPETA:
:33 < life has its flaws
:33 < but youâ  ve got a set of kitty claws!

FEFERI:
Donâ  t cry like a [bad word] 
Just glub!
Lifeâ  s a bitter game
But wit)( someone by your side itâ  s not so LAMâ  E!

JOHN:
iâ  ve got everything that i need
right in front of me!

KARKAT:
NOTHINGâ  S STOPPING ME
NOTHING THAT I CANâ  T BE
WITH YOU RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME

JAKE:
Everything is jolly good
Everything is GRAND
Were alpha as [bad word] and were [bad word] 
LALONDE:
everyhting is perefct
evreyythings the bomb
i just cant get over - [bad word] u look liek my mom

JAKE:
Lifes a loaded gun!
So pull the trigger
Start the fun!

JANE:
Lifeâ  s a piece of cake
Enjoy it right now
For goodnessâ   sake! :
GAMZEE:
LiFeâ  S a CaRnIvAl :o)
YoUâ  Re CeNtRe RiNg
AnD tHe SeAtS aRe FuLl

KARKAT:
LIFEâ  S BITTER GAME
BUT WITH SOMEONE BY YOUR SIDE ITâ  S NOT SO LAME

ARADIA:
ive got everything that i need
right in front of me!

SOLLUX:
nothiing2 2toppiing me
nothiing that ii cant â  beeâ  
wiith you riight here next two me

FEFERI:
Life is like the Sâ  â  EA!
So much to glub
For you and me! 38D

NEPETA:
:33 < lifeâ  s a kitty cat
:33 < with someone to purr
:33 < and someone to pat!

DAVE:
lifes a favourite song
makes you feel like you belong

LALONDE:
lifes 11 shots
feels alright
but [bad word] u up

KANAYA:
Lifes Ray Of Sun
Reminding You The Days Not Done

TAVROS:
lIFEâ  S HAPPY DREAM
bOOSTING UP YOUR SELF-ESTEEM!

STRIDER:
Life is like a robot.
â ¦What the [bad word] am I supposed to say?

JANE:
Lifeâ  s a bitter game
But with someone by your side itâ  s not so lame!

JADE:
iâ  ve got everything that i need
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