That was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad bad move
Once again I've learnt my lesson
Why can't I say
Half of me said "do it"
And half of me said "don't!"
I thought I [bad word] through it
But that half had no brain attached

And now there's no escaping
Force my mind to happy thoughts
All along mistaken
Curse this day and all it's warts

It was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad, bad move
Once again I've learnt my lesson
Why can't I say

Why can't I predict this
Kick myself like I'm tyre
Why do I inflict this
Should have said my dog caught fire

I never will forget it
Should have said my car broke down
Now do I regret it
Why does this [bad [bad word] around

It was a bad, bad move
Bad, bad move
Bad, bad move
I'm the fool (she's the fool)
I'm the fool

Swimming round in concrete
That’s what I agreed to do
Always catch the wrong beat [bad word] up red instead of blue

I'll sacrifice perfection
Shut my eyes and count to ten
You are above correction
And I will not be back again

It was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad, bad move
Once again I've learnt my lesson
Why can't I say
Why can't I say
Why can't I say