Along the lanes of London city
We convene this [bad word] 
Me sons and daughters, the Juniper and water
Will lead you from the slaughter
Sit down with the Gintlemen

Mother Mary, Aphrodite, Shiva
 [bad word] to Lady Geneva
Friend, I will submit this
God, may be your witness
but she's your daily fitness

Sit down with the Gintlemen

When you need a topping for your wages,
when you'll all be nipping at your cages, [bad word] you wretched creatures,
the evenings triple feature
Let old Tom be your teacher
Sit down with the Gintlemen

We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Club: OOH AYE!!!