[bad word] on, and listen to the band
We're going to play at [bad word] Trying to make you understand
Your dreams are castles made of sand
Look at yourselves, the world's a mess
It's a disgrace
Hear the message from the stars

Universal band
We'll lead the way, hear what we say
Universal band
We'll turn you on with our magical sound
Universal band
Someday the world will go round
Under the stars

We are five fingers of one's hand
just like continents on this land
The world's insane, so once again
We tell the men
Near the message from the stars

Universal band
We'll lead the way, hear what we say
Universal band
We'll turn you on with our magical sound
Universal band
Someday the world will go round
Under the stars

First of all we had to shave our hair
To [bad word] the strong, the wise, the fair
Now we are the universal band
Now we are the universal band