Well I just got back an’ I wish I never leave now (where’d you go?)
Who dat Martian arrival at the airport yeah? (Where’d you go?)
How many local dollars for a local anaesthetic? (Where’d you go?)
The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic (where’d you go?)

I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
Sitting here in my safe European home
Don’t wanna go back there again

Wasn’t I lucky and wouldn’t it be loverly? (Where’d you go?)
Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Sunday (where’d you go?)
I was there for two weeks, so [bad word] I never tell (where’d you go?)
That natty dread drinks at the Sheraton Hotel yeah? (Where’d you go?)

I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
Sitting here in my safe European home
Don’t wanna go back there again

Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah

They got the sun and they got the palm tress (where’d you go?)
They got the weed, and they got the taxies (where’d you go?)
Whoa, the harder [bad word]  n’ the home of ol’ Bluebeat (where’d you go?)
Yes I’d stay and be a tourist but can’t take the gun play (where’d you?)

I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
An’ sitting here in my safe European home
Don’t wanna go back there again
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Nice guy European home
Explosive European home
Twenty Four Track European home
Yes [bad word] and yes he go knows [bad word] knows

* intentional gibberish, see also The Right Profile*