(At the start of the show- rehersals)
Maxxie: Once I was a lonely banker
All I cared for were margins and accounts
Sketch: I pass you on the phone each morning
I knew one day that love would sprout
Both: Then came the day Osama blew us away
(Osama blew them away)
And now you know,how I feel.
(Then came the day Osama blew us away, Osama blew them away,
Then came the day Osama blew us away, Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away)

(During the actualy play)

Maxxie: We------------------------'re the last of the super powers
George W is our leader
We still got both twin towers
Never heard of Al-Qaeda
September the 11th, just another day
The towers in downtown heaven
New York City, US of A.
Maxxie: Today will be better, today will be the one
(And [bad word]  Today's no where lighter,it's out there to be one
Maxxie: Today my sun is shining
The day is somewhere new
Today a silver lining,today will see me through
(Today will be better, today will be the one,
Today is no where lighter, that's out there to be won)
Sketch: Today you'll know I love you,
Today you'll see it's [bad word] 
Today's a day of saying, I love you

Actor 1: "Why it's a great day to live in America"
Actor 2: "Sure is buddy"
Actor 3: "How much you made today?"
Actor 4: "Why a billion bucks"
Actor 5: " Did you see the water street juno?"
Actor 6: "That's above the horizon, have a nice day"
Actor 5: " Have a nice day!"

(Today will be better, today will be the one,
Today is no where lighter, that's out there to be one)

¬ Un-audiable¬

~~Plane crash noice~~

Maxxie: Once I was a lonely banker
All I cared for were margins and accounts
I dream of Dow-Jones and the FTSE.
I didn't see my [bad word] out
Sketch: I pass you on the phone each morning
I always gave a cheery smile
But you, you never even saw me
You were far too busy otherwise
Both: Then came the day Osama blew us away
(Osama blew them away)
And now you know,how I feel.
(And then came the day Osama blew us away, Osama blew them away.
And then came the day Osama blew us away, Osama blew them away.
And then came the day Osama blew us away, Osama blew them away.
Maxxie: Nothing, I felt nothing, I felt nothing. (SPEECH)

~~Slap from Sketch, dialogue, end of song~~