Terrance: Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word]  ur an [bad word] licking ball sucking uncle [bad word]  Ur an uncle [bad word] yes it's [bad word]  nobody [bad word] uncles quit like u.

Phillip: Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word]  ur the one who [bad word] ur uncle, uncle [bad word]  u dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn u [bad word] ur uncle all day long.

Terrance and Phillip: Farting intro

 [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncllllleeee [bad word] 
Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word] (uncle [bad word] )
Ur a bonifing [bad word] uncle [bad word] 
Ur an uncle [bad word] i'm must say, u [bad word] ur uncle yesterday, uncle fuuuuuckeeeer!
That's U-N-C-L-[bad word] U! Uncle Fucccckkkkeeerrrr!!!

Phillip: Suck my balls