My life is brilliant..
What? Was I too early? I'm sorry, should I..
Do you wanna start over? Keep going? OK. Now? Now?!..
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your home and star trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
Your suffering from illusions
Of adequacy

You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's [bad word] 
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Farty pants"
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work
That slurpy machine

You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's [bad word] 
Your half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2
No one's classier than you.

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's [bad word] 
You dog with my travel
Playing catch by yourself
You still live with your mom, and your 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you.