There once was a group with Liam and Niall 
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys? 
They lived with Zayn and his room was vile 
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys? 

Did you know Harry’s such a slob? 
He needs to win X-factor ‘cause he can’t get a job 
And oh Louis needs a boat 
He dresses like he owns one 
‘Cause he’s got no other clothes 
They really need your vote 
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys? 

Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad 
Vas happenin’ mum? Vas happenin’ Mick? 

When Liam sings he makes his face look sad 
Vas happenin’ song? Vas happenin’ sad? 

And Zayn’s the master of echos 
And Niall was raised by leprechauns 
So he won’t ever grow 
And oh Louis needs that boat 
He dresses like he owns one 
And it’s [bad word] a joke 
They really need your vote 

Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys? 
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys? 
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?