Chew on bones, shave your beard, read the book, learn [bad word] 
Idolise giant rotating statue: look at him, turning to face the sun all day long.
Made from gold: twelve metre high spinning dictator.
Let us build an Ice Palace, just for you, so you can learn to ice skate.
Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen!
Censorship: There is no internet.
Brainwashing: Children made to read the book. Trained from birth to praise Turkmenbashi.
Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen!