Little lady standin' next to me, isn't she a pretty thing
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand
Another fella can tip his hat, and I'm as gentle as a [bad word] cat
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man [bad word]  Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
Politician on my TV, says he's only lookin' out for me
Says he knows what the poor man needs in the [bad word] But every year he gives himself a raise, gets a chunk with every buck I make
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun, no

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

Ain't lookin' for no trouble, don't wanna start no fight
Don't want more than I [bad word] , only wanna do what's right
Just treat me like I treat you, and we'll get along just fine
But Mister, take one step across that line

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rollin' Stones
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me
There oughtta be a law against cowboy rap, (you're right)
And all that boy band [bad word]  a little sissy in a cowboy hat in country 
No

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side