Edited, Written, Recorded, & Performed by: Shane Blair

Main [bad word] theme and original Mass Effect tune by: Sam Hulick & Jack Wall

Video game & trailer footage obtained from: IGN, EA Game Studios & Machinima via YouTube

(Lyrics Below)

 [bad word] #39;s used as slight pause)

2154 was the year that i was born, my parents died, then 18 years later I joined, the systems alliance N7 to explore the heavens. Eventually they put me on the SSV Normandy. Eden Prime, where I first learned of Saren's Crime. Specter gone rogue, turned to the super villain type. It was then when I found a beacon left by the prothiens an ancient race. Started seeing Reapers and it messed with my mind..

 [bad word] 
 [bad word] of the Normandy Shepard flies through the galaxy. Saving us from the Reapers. He was our only hope. With his Omni-Tool and loyal crew he rides the Mass Relays. From the earth to the Citadel, he'll save the Milky-Way..

This Discovery leads to the council promoting me [bad word]  captain Anderson stepping down from the Normandy. First Human Specter. And feeling like a king, going through the Citadel markets buying every little thing. Duty calls, we can do it all, representing space law. planet to planet exploring and defeating Thresher Maws. on the planet Virmire, I learned that Saren's ship is not a ship at all, but a Reaper. Sovereign. We fight Saren but he get's away, killing Kaiden, now we hate him. It looks like Sovereign has Saren indoctrinated. Headed to the Citadel to raise [bad word]  we barely made it, packed some extra MediGel to keep us medicated. Never have I seen Joker fly so well, we were facing down a Reaper and sent him straight to [bad word]  On the surface we were fighting Saren to the last death, but we finally took him down and we past the test..

 [bad word] 
 [bad word] of the Normandy Shepard flies through the galaxy. Saving us from the Reapers. He was our only hope. With his Omni-Tool and loyal crew he rides the Mass Relays. From the earth to the Citadel, he'll save the Milky-Way..

few weeks later, we're patrolling for Geth, a synthetic organism resistance, then we're attacked. Giving them all we had, it's getting pretty bad. Unknown [bad word] aboard, kidnapping what little crew we had. The ship is falling apart, last escape pod launched. Then it blows, didn't make it, get asphyxiated body is found by [bad word]  Project [bad word] brought me back, then I met the Illusive Man, this I didn't understand. Looking like a Creeper he's a human terrorist leader, but he built me a new ship and now it looks a lot neater. With an AI named Edi and our old pilot Joker, she helped us learn our enemy was in-fact the Collectors. Protheans turned slaves and controlled by the Reapers. They're killing everybody even cute little Keepers. going into deep space where we meet them at they're base. It's a super rough landing but we're face to face. Throughout the [bad word] it's about [bad word]  they kill a Drell brother as we're taking cover Joker hover's. We get away as the base explodes, but I know, the next destination for the Reapers is our home..

(Bridge)
The Reapers are attacking on planet earth, and we won't make it on our own. We must face our enemy together, using the ancient Asari [bad word]  Indoctrination is taking its toll, the battle in space doesn't work at all. Facing difficult choices, loosing my friends I have to end it all..

 [bad word] 
 [bad word] of the Normandy Shepard flies through the galaxy. Saving us from the Reapers. He was our only hope. With his Omni-Tool and loyal crew he rides the Mass Relays. From the earth to the Citadel, he'll save the Milky-Way..