Kowalski:
 ♪ Pull up a seat, and sat a spell, ♪
 ♪ While this spooky tale I relate, ♪
 ♪ 'bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels, ♪
 ♪ Man ever did create. ♪
 ♪ The bus called Graveyard Eight! ♪ 

Rico:
♪ The bus called Graveyard Eight! ♪ 

(Regurgitates bus toy) Ooooh!

Kowalski: [bad word] midnight to dawn, no driver in sight, ♪
 ♪ Fuelled by evil incarnate, ♪
 ♪ Never slowin' down as it prowls the town, ♪
 ♪ Mowing animals down to their fate. ♪
 ♪ [bad word] from Graveyard Eight! ♪ 

Rico:
 ♪ [bad word] from Graveyard Eight! ♪
 (toy unicorn, [bad word] duckie and a bunny doll are regurgitated by Rico) Lookout!
 [bad word] over the toys with the bus) Aw!

Kowalski:
 ♪ So hear and fear, and keep the kids clear, ♪
 ♪ Of this express to the pearly gates... ♪ 

Fred:
It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins.
They were all from upstate.(pause, everyone stares at Fred.) [bad word] story. 

Kowalski & Rico:
 ♪ The bus called Graveyard Eight! Yah! ♫