I don't give a [bad word] about Christmas
I don't give a [bad word] about snow
I want you on the count of two
All say  [bad word] this Santa Clause"

Christmas [bad word] sucks
Really [bad word] sucks
I don't give [bad word] 
I don't give a [bad word] about Santa
I don't give a [bad word] about cheer
You can keep your gifts
And your [bad word] [bad word] list
I probably won't call
Y'all this [bad word] year

Christmas [bad word] sucks
Really [bad word] sucks
I don't give [bad word]