JOHN EGBERT

If there’s something strange
in your Sburb session
Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who does the windy thing?
JOHN EGBERT

I ain’t afraid of no Jack
I ain’t afraid of no Jack

If you’re seeing things
in Skaia’s clouds
Who can ya call?
JOHN EGBERT

If an angry troll
is messing with your head
Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

I ain’t afraid of no trolls
I ain’t afraid of no trolls

Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

If ya feeling glum
boot up Pesterchum
I won’t mind!
JOHN EGBERT

I ain’t afraid of no Jack
I hear he likes to stab
I ain’t afraid of no Jack
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

If you’ve had a dose of a
derse agent baby
Ya better call
JOHN EGBERT

Lemme tell ya something
Strifing makes me feel good!

I ain’t afraid of no Jack
I ain’t afraid of no Jack

Don’t get caught alone no no

JOHN EGBERT

When your friend has the gall
to throw a bathtub through your wall
I think you better call
JOHN EGBERT

Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

-wind sounds-
Who ya gonna call?
JOHN EGBERT

I can’t hear you!
JOHN EGBERT

I.. I can’t hear you…
JOHN EGBERT

No, really.. you don’t understand..
JOHN EGBERT

What. Guys, stop.
JOHN EGBERT

HOW DO I STOP IT?
JOHN EGBERT

YOU GUYS.
JOHN EGBERT

Ahhhhh!! Forget it!