Yo, got a fake patois
KRS One did a fake patois
Miss Cleo got a fake patois
Even Jay-Z did a fake patois
Bad Brains had a fake patois
My man Snow had a fake patois
Even Jim Carrey [bad word] with the patois
So you know [bad word] through with the fake patois

Patois, got the fake patois
 [bad word] through with the fake patois
Patois patois patois
Fake, fake patois

What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

Ya know goin' speak patois
Me goin' talk the fake patois
Everyone I listen to, fake patois
Snow from Toronto, fake patois

 [bad word]  [bad word] 

Shabba Ranks
Cutty Ranks
Your M.O. is mo', me say no tanks
Shabba Ranks
Cutty Ranks
Your M.O. is mo'

Yeah, mirror near the beach
Right near my reach is the fire for the streets
Yeah, and now me can't read
Bald-head take me book and now me can't speak
Yeah, fake patois
Is fake patois
Fake patois

All the sudden had a fake patois
Even buzz around kinda sound patois
Maybe just enjoy it, make it look patois
When he speak, he just speak, but to me patois
The way he did do the patois
With the leaders of the new, but it's sure (??)

What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
What you know about Sean Bridgmohan?
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby
Fake patois, fake patois

Yeah, the boy a murderer
 [bad word] the hotstepper with fire poya
Yeah, winner play games
It's fake patois, winner take names
Don't want test me, make one take aim
 [bad word] like Nestle, snipe from the plane
Snipe like Wesley, punch like Hawaiian
Snipe from the planes, yeah we shoot while we flyin'

This fake patois
This fake patois