Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Cross your heart and hope to die
It's off to [bad word] we go

Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Stick a needle in your eye
It's off to [bad word] we go

Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Cross your heart and hope to die
It's off to [bad word] we go

Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Stick a needle in your eye
It's off to [bad word] we go

You're in the Devil's Carnival [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all 
You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival

Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Cross your heart and hope to die
It's off to [bad word] we go

Fa la la
It's off to [bad word] we go
Stick a needle in your eye
It's off to [bad word] we go

You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival