I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is lagging
See me in that new thing,
Bums is gagging
I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon
Look at my show footage,
how these girls be spazzin'
So [bad word] I look like
Getting back to a has-been?
Yeah, I said it, has-been,
Hang it up, flatscreen
Plasma, hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
I got the pumps,
It ain't got medicine
I got bars, sentencing
I'm a bad [bad word]  I'm a [bad word] 
And I'll kick that ho, punt
Forced trauma, blunt
You play the back,
 [bad word]  I'm in the front
You need a job, this ain't cutting it
Nicki Minaj is who you ain't [bad word] with
You lil' Fraggle Rock,
I beat you with a pad-a-lock
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work,
I know it's tough
But enough is enough

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

[Eminem:]
I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain
little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted [bad word] mind,
Got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, [bad word] pencil for a frame
You don't like it
Then peel off, [bad word] 
Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off,
and I still wouldn't [bad word] you, [bad word] 
So wipe the smile on your grill off
I swear to God I'll [bad word] a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
Quit hollering "Why, God?"
He ain't got [bad word] to do with it
Bygones'll never be bygones,
So won't be finished swallowing my wad
I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra
Hope it'll fit a tough [bad word]  [bad word] 
Life's hard
I swear to God, life is a dumb blond white broad
With fake [bad word] and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my [bad word] face
And called me a [bad word] tightwad
So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealing my music,
So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and [bad word] twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod!
The moral to the story is,
Life's treating you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
It's Shady and Nicki Minaj,
You might find the sight quite odd
But don't ask why, [bad word] 
(Ask why not)

[Eminem:]
The world-world is my punching bag and
If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
Make that face, go on, [bad word] it up at me
Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon
You musta went off the back,
I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
I told you to stay in your lane,
You just jumped in traffic

[ Nicki Minaj:]
Is this the thanks that I get for putting you [bad word] on?
Is it my fault that all of you [bad word] gone?
Shoulda sent a thank-you note,
You little ho
Now I'mma wrap your coffin with a bow
"Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot"
Word, that [bad word] mad cause I took the spot?
Well, [bad word]  if you ain't [bad word] 
Then get off the pot
Got some niggas out in Brooklyn
That'll off your top
I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling
I got 'em scared, shook, panicking
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a standstill, mannequin
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
I'm the [bad word] boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite
I see them dusty [bad word] Filas, Levi's
Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These [bad word] calling me Manning Eli
Manning Eli, these [bad word] calling me Manning Eli!!