My tv's from Taiwan, and the jacket's from Sweeden.
I got sneakers from Spain, and I don't even need them.
My Italian suit really lights up my closet.
Think the wash tag's in French, can't make any sense of it.

It's my life, it's my [bad word]  same as it ever was.
What's that [bad word]  what's that gizmo, same as it ever was.

Through ***, makes you feel like a winner.
I like it for lunch, but it's not for beginners.
Drinking sake all night turns me into a sinner.
Then after that, I want sushi for dinner.

It's my life, it's my [bad word]  same as it ever was.
What's that [bad word]  what's that gizmo, same as it ever was.

The music I like tend [bad word] from Jamaica.
I'm driving alone, with my Brazillian shaker.
I'm down with Indian cuisine, I got some tulips from Holland.
I pick up my German phone, when I feel like calling.

It's my life, it's my [bad word]  same as it ever was.
What's that [bad word]  what's that gizmo, same as it ever was.