Tell me why I'm not able
To write a decent song
Why do all the chords I play
Sound so very wrong
Why is my [bad word] lackin' all my inspiration
Tell me why, tell me why

I could write some lyrics
About what I've seen today
I could make the best lines ever
But no-one cares anyway
So I choose to write about nothing
That's exactly what I'll do
Though it makes no sense to you

So here it is a song
About absolutely nothing
Don't get me wrong
I've tried the best I could
C'mon sing this song
About absolutely nothing
It won't take long and I know it isn't good

Politics, the weather
Sports or industry
All these boring subjects
Don't mean a thing to me
War over religion
What the [bad word] #39;s it all about
There's too much I can do without

So here it is a song
About absolutely nothing
Don't get me wrong
I've tried the best I could
C'mon sing this song
About absolutely nothing
It won't take long and I know it isn't good

Here it is a song
About absolutely nothing
Don't get me wrong
I've tried the best I could
C'mon sing this song
About absolutely nothing
It won't take long and I know it isn't good

I would never bother you
with stupid little facts
But my new card cuban cigars
or bloody [bad word] tax
'bout Internet
My neighbours spender how I drink my tea
'Cause I know I've been in holly
Mate listening to me

So here it is a song
About absolutely nothing
Don't get me wrong
I've tried the best I could
C'mon sing this song
About absolutely nothing
It won't take long and I know it isn't good

So here it is a song
About absolutely nothing
Don't get me wrong
I've tried the best I could
C'mon sing this song
About absolutely nothing
It won't take long and I know it isn't good

It won't take long and I know it isn't good