Hoo-hoo-hoo hoo hoo-hoo
When will he call me?
When will it ring?
Sometimes I think my sanity is hanging by a shoe string!
When will he call me?
How long is soon?
Should I check my watch, my calendar, or phases of the moon?

And he doesn't have to call me, he can e-mail me or text me,
But all this hanging by the phone has really vexed me,
I checked my messages, you know how it affects me,
'Cuz finding nothing in my inbox really wrecks me,

When will he call me? (ooh waa aah aah)
When will he call me?
When will he call me?
Should I check my watch, my calendar or phases of the moon?