I am a young man with
simple occupation
I clean the toilets
Of the local railway station
There's no romance in my life
Sometimes I wish I had a knife
I read the offers on the advertisement pages
The cries for help from different people
Different ages
But they had nothing to say
At least not until today
When something special I read
This is what it said:

If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one
If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one

I called the number and a voice said: "Alice Lexy"
Her voice was husky and it sounded kinda y
I was amazed at my luck
The purest streak of gold I've [bad word] I said: "I read your ad
It sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
Why don't we meet for a chat?
The three of us in my flat
I can't forget what you said"
This is what I read:

If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one
If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one

I am a young man with
simple occupation
I clean the platforms and the toilets
At the railway station