Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, 
from smoking too many cigarettes.
But I must confess that he did quite profess 
to being the coolest [bad word] I ever met.

Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool, 
and smoking makes [bad word] 
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke 
and you'll be the most popular kid in school. 
The coolest kid in school.

Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, 
but I haven't gotten anywhere.
And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, 
but I'm still just broke as when I started.

But thats OK because smoking makes you cool, 
and smoking makes [bad word] 
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke 
and you'll be the most popular kid in school- 
but only if you smoke Parliament.