I like telling dirty jokes, 
and I like smoking crystal meth, 
but darling I love you.

And I like laughing at retards, 
and I like throwing rocks at dogs, 
but darling I love you. 

I love you like the moon and stars, 
when little kids get hit by cars, 
girl you know its [bad word]  Darling, I love you. 
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left, 
since you've been gone, but its so hard on me. 
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd, 
bought her a flower, but she's a stupid [bad word]  
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. 
I'll take an angry [bad word] with a loaded gun. 
I'll take a [bad word] with syphilis and gonorrhea too. 
But darling, I love you.