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This is the [bad word] story about mackin
Check it
Times are changin"
Talk about it
More so each year,
But the Early Mornin"
Stoned Pimp is here.
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya me yawn
Just drop that [bad word] on...
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
Well well well well

And I be catchin" them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Success, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin" stoned pimp,
Straight limpin,
Boone"s Farm drinkin,
At the party big booty pinchin"
Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
With the million dollar talent
And the ten cent brain,
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
But now that I"m back, on the block
I"m ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game"s tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who"ll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
Top Dog get down

Radio won"t play me, but still I got the kids around
the world goin" Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flyin" on broomsticks,
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id Rock [bad word]  with the boom boom boom [bad word] I from the sticks [bad word] Straight from the RO

"Kid Rock I ain"ts no [bad word] 
Ah, yes you are ho
So quit frontin" like ya don"t know,
when I step straight into the party with my homeboy
Tino
"What"s up?"
So get a good look bro
Get a good gander
I"m made in Detroit
but my name aint Stanzler
Spreadin" like a cancer, a [bad word] While you"re lookin" really [bad word] like [bad word]  Billy Ray [bad word] I"m the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the And the on my mind And the line gets drawn when my eyes can"t see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be
What they call an O-[bad word] I"m the [bad word]  Early Mornin" Stoned Pimp

Now throw your hands in the air and let"s rock y"all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y"all
Just throw your hands in the air and let"s rock y"all
Because the Detroit party don"t stop y"all

Just throw your hands up high, let"s rock y"all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y"all
Just throw your hands up high, let"s rock y"all
Because the Kid Rock party don"t stop y"all

Now I"m the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin" on chrome D"s [bad word] The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don"t be givin a [bad word] who da [bad word] can rap better than me
Cause I"m a [bad word] [bad word]  player and I mack like a real H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,
Early mornin" stoned pimpin
I been down, been around,
From the bottom to the top
Partyin" down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock

Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I"ll just [bad word] ya
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, [bad word]  [bad word] Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp

Hey hey [bad word] on yo.

Now throw your hands in the air and let"s rock y"all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y"all
Just throw your hands in the air and let"s rock y"all
Because the Detroit party don"t stop y"all

Just throw your hands up high, let"s rock y"all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y"all
Just throw your hands up high, let"s rock y"all
Because the Kid Rock party don"t stop y"all

My name is Tino, you know
Baby let"s get funky,
I"m like Lenny [bad word] g