Love was once a crazy dream,
Now it's my new evil scheme

And I'm as happy as can be!

It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl,
We got a love strong enough [bad word] the whole wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,
I found my other half, yes,
I got an evil love!

(La-la, la-la-la-la)
When our robot armies march

To the beating of our hearts,
I'm as happy as can be!

It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl,
We got a love strong enough [bad word] the whole, wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
Backup Singers (Love-love, love-love-love-love)
Oohoo
Evil love...
Oohoo