When I was a little filly
And the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows
They would always made me frown

I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

She said, "Pinkie, you've gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and you'll make them disappear."

Ha, ha, ha!

So giggle at the ghosty,
Guffaw at the grossly,
Crack up at the creepy,
Whoop it up with the weepy,
Chortle at the pukey, 
Snortle at the spooky,

And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another [bad word] and the very idea of such a thing just make you wanna...hahahaha...laugh!