[intro]
 Excuse me girl
 I know it's a bit embarrassing but
 I just noticed some tan lines
 On your shirt

 See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
 Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
 That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
 Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

 But there's just one little thing that really really,
 Really really annoying me about you you see,
 Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
 But my gosh don't you just know it

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

 So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,
 I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
 Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
 Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
 When I noticed out the corner of my eye
 Looking toward my direction
 Your eyes locked onto my course
 I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,
 Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

 Whoa! Leave it out
 Are you smoking crack or something?
 Leave it Out
 Mike just leave it just leave it
 We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
 S'not worth it mike, just leave it
 Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It
 Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright
 Don't Touch me

 For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?
 Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit
 Snaring you as you were standing there opposite
 Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
 And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
 Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit
 That yeah yeah you are fit,
 And yeah I do want it,
 But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

 Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew.
 But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.
 I didn't want to bowl over all geezer [bad word] 
 [bad word] like good but [bad word] like uncouth,
 You girls think you can just flirt and [bad word] to you,
 But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are [bad word] 
 [bad word] as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued,
 But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

 Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

 With the milkshake and that little donut in hand
 I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand
 But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and
 Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan
 But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
 You walked towards my path but just [bad word] right past
 And into the arms of that [bad word] white shirted man

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

 What do I give a [bad word] . I've got a girlfirend anyway
 (whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
 We're all a bit [bad word]  yeah we've had a few fair play
 I got this stella I bombed from that last café
 This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

 I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say
 I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
 But this is just another case of female stopping play
 On otherwise a total result of a holiday

 I'm not trying to pull you
 Even though I would like to
 I think you are really fit
 You're fit But my