Wake up in the morning feeling totally [bad word] I’m in the bath, plugs in my [bad word]  I’m guna hit this city.
Before I leave [bad word] my teeth with a handful of smack
Cause when I leave for the night, I [bad word] back black
I’m talking dayum my name is Rose, Rose
I dig Shakespearean prose, prose
Blowing up my student loan, loan…LOAN!
I’m picking puke out of my hair, hair
Stumbling down the stairs, stairs
Watch Glee before it airs

God [bad word] this is [bad word] and my nose is full of crack
I want more, I’m out the door because my life is such a bore
I need fame, this is lame, and I’m secretly quite tame
I lied I don’t do [bad word] But I do like [bad word] I need a break, not a rake or a steak I’m not a fake
My voice is [bad word]  need a slap, like before I start to rap
I need skills that give chills and totally pay the bills, now
Wooowowowoooooo

Ain’t got a care in the world and I can’t really steer
Ain’t got no money in my pocket but my smear test was clear
And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they have perfect grammar
I’m talking never actually been [bad word]  [bad word] But I just found another chunk, chunk
Got studies that I’m going to flunk, flunk…FLUNK!
I said exposure is the key, key
I just need a part on Glee, Glee
Fame is a guarantee, I said fame is a guarantee
That’s it I’ll be ligit, holy [bad word] is that a zit,
I need plans and some fans maybe I should join a band
I can’t sing live or at all, autotune just sings it all, now
Wooowowowoooooo

I’ll be a hit cause I’m a Brit and I’m totally kind of fit
Clean up my act, it’s a fact going to need a contract
I’ll be papped in the street treated like a piece of meat, now
Wooowowowoooooo

You build me up and you knock me down
My Facebook fan page is boring
No Youtube hits, I’ll call it quits
No chance of ever touring
With my hands up, you got me now
Look I’ve resorted to Myspace
That’s so emo, I already know
That’s something I got to embrace
Now the party don’t start till emos log in
It’s cool, you’re a fool and I know I [bad word] Your words are mean you loser teen, just go jack off to Wolverine [bad word] this [bad word]  I admit, this is lame I’m going to quit, now
Wooowowowoooooo

Still got my pride, wait that’s gone, just a [bad word] [bad word] all along
Mascara ran but I’m the man and I could really start a clan
Bouncing back, I’ll be wack and you’ll have a heart attack, now
Wooowowowoooooo