Deep in the [bad word] Lies some animatronic ancient history.
family fan place for your kids to play,
Until the sun goes down for the rest of the day
The robots tend to wonder around in the night,
Their looking for the night man to give him a fright.
All of the failures have been taken apart,
Accept the facial recognition isn't doing its part.

You wonder to yourself what is all the fuss?
It's a pizza shop this job's a bust!
I wonder why everyone here is scared,
When you look at other jobs you can't [bad word] 
All the nightman have failed the test,
They have the quit this job they can't handle the stress.
Now grab your Freddy head and get ready to fight,
Your shift's from 12 to 6 try to stay alive tonight!

Bloody screams echo the entire facility,
horrible exploid that is haunting their history!
The souls of many innocent fill the air,
From the bit of 87 scattered here and there!
These machines are always awake,
And oh my god this job's a mistake!
The monsters are lurking never quite knowing when,
You will see those devils jump, towards you again!

You wonder to yourself what is all the fuss?
It's a pizza shop this job's a bust!
I wonder why everyone here is scared,
When you look at other jobs you can't [bad word] 
All the nightman have failed the test,
They have the quit this job they can't handle the stress.
Now grab your Freddy head and get ready to fight,
Your shift's from 12 to 6 try to stay alive tonight!

You wonder to yourself what is all the fuss?
It's a pizza shop this job's a bust!
I wonder why everyone here is scared,
When you look at other jobs you can't [bad word] 
All the nightman have failed the test,
They have the quit this job they can't handle the stress.
Now grab your Freddy head and get ready to fight,
Your shift's from 12 to 6 try to stay alive tonight!

The animatronics have been layed to rest,
Version 2.0 will be the very best!
And just because your survived one night now you think you're all right, 
You're in Freddy's world now so how can you survive the night?!

This job does not pay for gas, dominoes is the place for me!
I don't know why i'm here at all, i'm so sick of that bear Freddy!
That chick is yellow and the bunny is purple, who colored? Them i have no idea!
I only know one certain thing, this pizza gives me   diarrhea!

Finally had it with your childish games, 
It's the end of night five and it's time to get payed!
I never even wanted employment here.
I finally got my check and it's time for a beer!
My neck is sore and i'm a total wreck,
All for 100 bucks and 50 cents!
So i stand up on my trown and i roll my diamond dice,
This is five nights at Freddy's so can you survive the night?!