Hey baby, where are you going?
I've got it made in the shade in my house by the ocean.
And I'm licking up all of fame's honey.
I'll give you anything you want, but it has to cost money.

I want to put a baby inside of you
so that I can name it and ship it off to the tabloids.
I want to put a baby inside of you
so that I can name it something as silly as I am.

May [bad word] inside?
We won't stay very long,
and we'll [bad word] inside
even if you say no.
Pleasure to meet you!
Now give us your money!

I'm such a clever one,
standing in the subway station.
I'm just like you;
My life has never really begun,
just like you.

Hey baby, the wheels are in motion.
I've got it made in the shade
and I'm mixing that potion.
I'm licking up all of fame's honey.
I'll give you anything you want,
but it has to cost money

You're invited to my fundraiser;
Bring your dog,
bring your [bad word] 
alert all the newspapers.
Yes, you're invited to my fundraiser;
Now I can buy myself out of the art I created.

May [bad word] inside?
We won't stay very long,
and we'll [bad word] inside
even if you say no.
Pleasure to meet you!
Now give us your money!

I'm such a clever one,
standing in the subway station.
I'm just like you;
My life has never really begun,
just like you.

I'm such a clever one,
standing in the subway station.
I'm just like you;
My life has never really begun,
just like you.