When the bell rings
She is out there in a second
Then she curtsies, smiles 
And asks your health

Yes the service has, the personal touch
Fancy waistcoats, and such
Latest types of silks and drapes
She'll make you a splendid cape

You can have a pair of trousers made to measure
And they'll look a treat with velvet on the seams

In Auntie Mary's Dress Shop
By appointment to the queen
Grouse shooting jackets
In tweedy flecks
Colonel Brown bought one
But paid by check

Auntie Mary's Dress Shop
44a King Street
Auntie Mary's Dress Shop
She'll make you look a treat
She'll make you look a treat

Yes the business is terrific all year round
High class [bad word] all the way to town
To Auntie Mary's Dress Shop
44a King Street
Actresses, Duchesses, Countesses, Czar
Buy sixty guinea dresses for the royal ball

Monday morning bright and early came a message
To the palace, it summoned her to go
To [bad word] the Queen's dressmaker
And underwear hand sewn
She's so happy her [bad word] [bad word] Auntie Mary's Dress Shop
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