On the first day of Christmas
My [bad word] love gave to me
[bad word] who drove into a tree
On the second day of Christmas
My [bad word] love gave to me
Two shattered skulls
And a [bad word] who drove into a tree....

Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.'s
Two shattered skulls
And a [bad word] who drove into a tree