[bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane.

Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing,
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say a prayer,
'cause Santa [bad word] tonight.
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus lane.

He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed and cover up your head,
Because Santa [bad word] tonight.
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus lane.

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor boy,
He loves you just the same.
Santa knows that we're god's children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your hears with Christmas cheer,
'cause Santa [bad word] tonight.
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus lane.
 [bad word] around when the chimes ring out
It's Christmas morn again.
Peace on earth [bad word] to all
If we just follow the light
Let's give thanks to the lord above,
'cause Santa [bad word] tonight.