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Anthony needs some cereal He don't wanna waste no time Pour the milk like it's life or death Cereal in the bowl is the best It's a Montage Machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the Movies You press the button and you get a montage You wanna be the best And teach Brett a lesson You gotta work hard Get big [bad word] muscles and stretching Now it's time to put your training to the test You're gonna beat him in the fight Cuz you're the best (oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.) It's a Montage Machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the Movies You press the button and you get a montage You wanna get that model But you need a lot of money So you gotta go to college And get a good job But you have trouble with Math So you get a tutor Now you've got math skills You'll get that model in no time But the tutor steals your laptop And flees the country You're crazy in debt And [bad word] your degree You move back with your folks And now your life's a joke You look to your father And see the disappointment in his eyes And all you wanted to do Was find a hot model to [bad word] .. So you turn to crime To pay off the debts The cops connect you to the time You killed Brett Your [bad word] matched up with the one At the scene of the crime You're convicted of murder Serving a life time It's a Montage Machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the Movies You press the button and you get a montage Now you're pen pals With the hot model She investigates murders With [bad word] on the scene [bad word] a podcast called [bad word] Crimes It's earned $30 in ad revenue She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo You're pretending to be interested But you don't really care You're just hoping for some nudes Before the electric chair Cuz you've only seen [bad word] For the past seven years Then you get killed in a prison fight. And you're dead. 50 years later you got resurrected, cuz your best friend's got the cure to human death You go to the model's grave to pay your respects, but you ain't gonna leave without getting a kiss It's a, Montage Machine You press the button and you get a montage, just like in the movies, you press the button and you get a montage!