Things worked out better than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man.
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working [bad word] what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves

bouncing little baby
shiny copper penny

And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight in friends

Baby became a fat nickel so fast
LyricsThen came puberty
Exponentially
Soon our boy became a million

People loved him so
And helped him to grow
Everyone knew the thing that was best
Of course, he must invest

penny won't do P>

But he made us proud
He made us rich
But how were we to know
He's counterfeit

Now [bad word] P>