Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this [bad word] 
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I definitely give myself props
And that way I always get what I want
I always try to keep my edge
With two hookers and an eight ball

 [bad word] for all the stolen goods
As I rock that niggas and get freaky-deaky
With a front row ticket for all of my [bad word] 
'Cause my mamma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this [bad word] 
Two hookers and an eight ball
It ain't that [bad word] #39; hard

I'm standing up to all my abuse
Inexperience is where I lose
I'm [bad word] to keep my edge

With two hookers and an eight ball
Baby, for all the fine ladies
Falling out of my Mercedes and into the eighties
With a bad case of rabies and a high-top fade

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this [bad word] 
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I'm not that [bad word] wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that [bad word] wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that [bad word] wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

Puppy dog
Puppy dog

Eight ball [bad word] #39;s for all the stolen goods
I rock them [bad word] and get freekydeeky
With the front row tickets for all of my [bad word] 
'Cause my momma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this [bad word] 
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that i write this [bad word] 
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool