If I had my way 
 we'd be Nintendo 
 and we'd play doubles all night long 
 and then when we 
 get to the next level 
 you'd paint 
 and I'll play a song 

 'cause I'd have 
 all the hearts 
 with high score 
 find all the keys 
 to all the doors 
 n to finally beat the game 
 save the princess from the evil king 
 call it what you want 
 but I think we both know what I mean 

 there's no cheating in this game 
 except 
 up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a start 
 n' then 
 I would be invincible 
 and have super powers and 
 you couldn't play punch out 
 with my heart 

 If I had my way 
 we'd be a cartoon 
 wake up early every morning 
 just to watch you 
 and then to see 
 your eyes and the girl inside 
 I'd pour cold water on you 

 'cause I'd be 
 Mighty Mouse 
 or The Brain 
 I'd be so strong 
 do all the right things 
 'cause when Bluto takes Olive Oil 
 you know Popeye always gets her back 
 we'd solve the case, pull off the masks 
 and cook up some Scooby snacks 

 We'd have all the dragon balls 
 live forever 
 together 
 nothing could tear us apart 
 we would be invincible 
 super Saiyon 
 you couldn't be 
 a Happy Tree Friend 
 to my heart