C'mon, cmon!

C'mon, you can do it!

(car starts)

All right!

Dashing through the snow

in [bad word] Chevrolet

Down the road I go

Sliding all the way

I need new piston rings

I need some new snow tires

My car is held together

By a piece of chicken wire
 [bad word]  [bad word] and smoke, the heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash

And then I start to pray

The frame is bent, the muffler went

The radio, it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive
 [bad word] Chevrolet

I went to the IGA

To get some Christmas cheer

I just passed up my left front tire

And it's getting hard to steer

Speeding down the highway

Right past a county cop

I have to drag my swampers

Just to get the car to stop
 [bad word] 
 [bad word] 

Bpuncing through the snowdrifts

In a big blue cloud of smoke

People laugh as I drive by

And I wonder what's the joke

Got to get to Wal-Mart

To pick up the lay-away

'Cause Santa Claus [bad word] soon

In his big [bad word] sleigh