I could make a dress 
robe fit for a prince 
I could clothe a continent 
But i can't sew a stitch

I can paint my face
And stand very very still
Its not very practical
But it still pays the bills

I can't change my name
But i could be your type
I can dance and win at games
Like backgammon and life

I used to be the smart one
Sharp as a tack
Funny how that skipping years ahead 
Has held me back

I used to be the bright one
Top in my class
Funny what they give you when you 
Just learn how to ask

I can write a song
But i cant sing in key
I can play piano 
But i never learned to read

I can't trap a mouse
But i can pet a cat
No i'm really serious!
I'm really very good at that

I can't fix a car
But i can fix a flat
I could fix alot of things 
But i'd rather not get into that

I used to be the bright one
Smart as a whip
Funny how you slip so far when 
Teachers dont keep track of it

I used to be the tight one
The perfect fit
Funny how [bad word] can
Make you feel so full of it

I can shuffle cut and deal
But i can't draw a hand
I can't draw a lot of things
I hope you understand 
I'm not exceptionally shy
But i've never had a man
That i could look straight in the eye 
And tell my secret plans

I can take a vow
And i can wear a ring 
And i can make you promises but 
They won't mean a thing

Can't you do it for me, i'll pay you well [bad word] i'll pay you anything if you could end this

Can't you just fix it for me, it's gone berserk... [bad word] i'll give you anything if 
You can make the [bad word] thing work

Can't you just fix it for me, ill pay you well, [bad word] ill pay you anything 
If you can end this 
Hello, i love you will you tell me your name?
Hello, i'm good for nothing - will you love me just the same?