The scene was a small roadside cafe
The waitress was sweeping the floor
Two [bad word] drivers drinking their coffee
Two hokey kids by the door

"How much are them candies?", they asked her
"How much have you got?", she replied
"We've only a penny between us"
"Them's two for a penny", she lied

And the daylight grew heavy with thunder
With the smell of the rain on the wind
Ain't it just like a human? [bad word] that rainbow again

One [bad word] driver called to the waitress
After the kids went outside:
"Them candies ain't two for a penny!"
"So what's it to you?", she replied

In silence they finished their coffee
And got up and nodded goodbye
She called,"Hey, you left too much money!"
"So what's it to you?", they replied

And the daylight was heavy with thunder
With the smell of the rain on the wind
Ain't it just like a human? [bad word] that rainbow again
Ain't it just like a human? [bad word] that rainbow again