I've got a mate,
I've got a mate called Stevie 
I'd [bad word] him with my life,
But never with my secrets,
My money or my wife
We'd sing until we're sung out
We'd laugh until we cry
And we're united 'till we die

Jasper's worth a packet
He really is quite posh
He wears a houndstooth jacket
Plays badminton and squash
We meet up for a bevvy
And a (??cheeky rogan yosh??)
And we are united 'till we die

Yeah we're men united
Undivided
Men united
Them and I
Oh we're men united
That's what I said
Men united 'till we die

Not to mention Waldo
He's ever such a nerd
Can talk the biggest
Balls you've ever heard
We can hang for hours
Without a single word 
'Cause we're united 'till we die

Then there's mental Mickey
As crazy as he sounds
He's difficult and tricky
The king of all the clowns
We've had our little issues
With further ups and downs
But we are united 'till we die
Yeah

Yeah we're men united
Undivided
Men united
Them and I
Oh we're men united
That's what I said
Men united 'till we die

Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Yeah

None of us are perfect, 
None of us pretend
Oh, it would be so easy
To find a new old friend

Although we never say
We'd be there at the end
'Cause we're men united

Yeah we're men united
Undivided
Men united
Them and I
Oh we're men united
That's what I said
Men united 'till we die

Yeah we're men united
Undivided
Men united
Them and I
Oh we're men united
That's what I said
Men united 'till we die