Normal is the new weird,
Lights turned down low,
The bodies rendez-vous,
And even light can’t escape the ugly side of love,
Somehow the message never got to you

I was a naughty little boy watching you
Flip your hair like a movie star,
And I would live underneath your shoe
(If U R Who U Say U R)

Inhibitions melt like an ice-cream cone,
All the conversations that you’ve had alone,
If you want sympathy, then you’re out of luck,
Because the bedroom is the worst place people can [bad word] 
I was a naughty little boy watching you
Flip your hair like a movie star,
And I would live underneath your shoe
(If U R Who U Say U R)

And you are
And you are
And you are

Hey!
Oh yeah!
Ooh!

poor choice of words, it can break anybody,
As cheese gives us curds, so it goes with your body,
I lower the lights down low
And order take-away to go

Further away from the big reveal
My poor heart gets tenderized like veal,
And you’ve got no idea what you’re doing to me,
You’re just being everything that you were meant to be

Leave every consequence behind, [bad word] the lights in your fancy car)
Erasing any doubt in my mind
(That U R Who U Say U R)

And you are
And you are
And you are

Ahaa 

Oh
Oh
Hey